Hey guys!!!

I just wanted to say - I know I NEVER GET ON HERE LOL, soooo busy and here in the dead place I was born in I still live my obscenely nihilarian life with the macabre cheerfulness of a zombie bitten during orgasm, but you guys!! I promise to come back on here and let you know all about it!!

things to tell you about!! :

1. my new cat!! mr. ginger!! we call him ginger because he is a ginger cat!! i'm allergic to him but i don't care lol!!

2. my grammy's dead!! lol! actually it's sad and i'll write the super-saddest thing about her ever, look out for the retro references, the sepia photographs and the poignant childhood moment between just me and her which really turns HER life-and-death story into MY oprah story without missing a step!! it's actually super easy to make everything about you, and what better place to rationalise doing so than a little corner on the internet especially for my self-worship!! (it's how i sleep when it gets dark.)

3. i have a boyfriend!! haha jk, more like a WANNABE BOYFRIEND! know what i'm saying. haha ok, more like a secret admirer!! okay more like a stalker.

my stepdad. It's my schizophrenic stepdad.

4.  still struggling with the routine lobotomy I received in high school. sometimes the empty space where my brain used to be itches, and I wonder - if there's nothing there, how does it itch?

as you can see there's loooads to tell bitches!!! sorry AGAIN for letting you down - i love you guys! like for actual.

xoxo - gossip girl!

(re-watching all 50 seasons of gossip girl - i had to! lol!!!! what a lame-o geek!!)